love and blood

Saw the excorism movie. The only great thing about it was the gay guys sitting behind me giggling at everything. Now, that, was fucking hilarious.

Lets get high?

fuckyoureweird:

There’s something wrong with me then.

Maybe I’m half girl, half guy.

I don’t know. I always thought girls pooped.

So thats why I feel manly after I poo. Hm.

yourwordsarepowerful:

[ ] Taken [ ] Single [x] Hungry

[ ] Taken [ ] Single [x] I just wanna fuck. :/

msn.

(via yourconfessions)

I am so so so sorry.

You are such a liar.

When I’m bored to death at home,

When he won’t pick up the phone,

When I’m stuck in second place,

Those regrets I can’t erase.

Only I can change the end,

Of the movie in my head.

There’s no time for misery.

I won’t feel sorry for me.

yourwordsarepowerful:

Someday you’ll cry for me like I cried for you. Some day you’ll miss me like I missed you. Someday you’ll need me like I needed you. Someday you’ll like me, But will I still like you?

fuckyoureweird:

sadedoesntcare:

shonecakepastrypie:

You have no idea how badly I believe in this being a requirement for my life, y’all.

CHECK LIST FOR LIFE:

• Speed in a vehicle.
• Punch a cop in the face.
• Throw chapstick at local hookers.
• Have a rave at Walmart.
• Invite a teacher to a rave.
• Rave with  teacher.
• Dye hair purple.
• Dye grandma’s hair purple.
• Add shit to this list.

Wow. Is this something new and HIPSTER? Because I want to dye my hair purple.

LOL. Hipster?

shonecakepastrypie:

You have no idea how badly I believe in this being a requirement for my life, y’all.

CHECK LIST FOR LIFE:

• Speed in a vehicle.
• Punch a cop in the face.
• Throw chapstick at local hookers.
• Have a rave at Walmart.
• Invite a teacher to a rave.
• Rave with  teacher.
• Dye hair purple.
• Dye grandma’s hair purple.
• Add shit to this list.

wonderbreadandmayo:

reaganeatspoop:

shemadeoutwithahotdog:

• this 
• is
• serious 
• tho
• …

fucked up childhood blog ‘10

…………………………………… oh my god………………………………………………

 how could you steal ken away from barbie like that tho

ho

^^LOL.

and you will NOT get recommended.

wonderbreadandmayo:

lionsforbreakfast:

modvulturesforeal:

Is it just me, or are girls getting fatter these days? Everyone knows that the only really fit girls are super skinny. Curvy? HA. Just fat in moderation. Lose it, girls!

 Someone needs to beat some sense into you.

Just sayin.

 ” Everyone knows that the only really fit girls are super skinny.” Since when? I know skinny girls that weigh up to 98lbs that live off french fries and fried chicken. I can run faster than them, and im 189lbs. That’s almost two of them combined. Therefor, your statement is invalid. So stfu, and gtfo.

hot -n- fun.

fml.

wonderbreadandmayo:

Cutting their clit off or like idk cutting their lips

It seems pretty like….complicated

nair. then shave. or get someone else to do it.

yourwordsarepowerful:

I Trust Youuu. LOL JK 30h!3 Told Me Not To Trust Hoes.

OHMYGAWD.

What happened to Kino?

(via wonderbreadandmayo)

shonecakepastrypie:

kriisteenuh:

 YOU WIN EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING

 Oh my god. I love you.

Since there are barely any cartoons on ‘Cartoon Network’.

They should rename it,

‘Live Action Bullshit Network.’

jordandoomed-:

I’m starting to get really grouchy.

I want sex and booze. All the girls want hot -n- fun.